What's New?
Over the past year we have upgraded our systems by about 13 spherical inches, so we can now battle with the mighty chair Universities like Richie University in Turkey and Flowerton State in the US. We have over 250 chairs on display and 900 in use. At any one time in out faculty 450 chairs are being used by someone.
Also, we have opened up a shop to sell the chairs created by out inmates ...errrr students, to keep up the income, so no tutor fees here. If you are willing to work in the nude you can also get a grant of about £400, but this is only at our campus in Greenland.
Coming soon will be our new technology the Water Absorbtion Numbing Knife, or WANK for short which will be used in new chair technologies. The WANK will be kept in a lead box, and will only be able to be used in a dimly lit room for some reason.