History
Our university opened up 90 years ago in 1830, where our first celebrity Terry Wogan (now our chairman) enroled in Bishop's Chair Proreation.
1835: Burnt down due to low wind resistance in the north face of the building.
1839: Rebuilt and everybody was happy.
1840: Burnt down again, due to the roof being too spicey.
1845: Terry Wogan gets his scholarship, mostly working out of a china
mug.
1846: Chair collection started. A dangerous chair colour causes a rift
in time.
1653: University rebuilt.
1658: Cats infest the building, university closed for 2 years.
1659: Cats create a system of government inside the building, causing
the surrounding community to create crude weapons out of water and soiled pillows.
1674: Cats reopen the University as a porn mansion.
1675: Terry Wogan visits the University
1680: University burns down, due to too much static electricity created
by the cats.
1690: Someone sat on the dangerously coloured chair and the rift is reopened.
2055: Chair studies is not needed now. A dangerously smelling cat is
found and the rift is once again reopened.
1943: Cat is eaten by an enraged German and travels back in time to 406
BC.
1950: First museum is built. Visited on the first day by Jesus, God,
Satan and Terry Wogan.
1960: A flock of seaguls.
1965: Richie "The Chair" Joce enroles and studies Modern Applications
of the international chair.
1976: Burns down, by Greenpeace. University turned into a cueball factory.
1987: Rebuilt, Terry Wogan becomes Chairman.
1990: Goats employed as new tutors.
1993: Goats fired, they weren't Welsh.
1994: Budget cuts cause TSK to employ inmates from Kent Sanitarium.
1999: Burns down.