The world's funniest joke (scientifically proven)
So, here's the world's funniest joke ever told...
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
Now, I will attempt to enhance this joke and make it even funnier...
A couple of blond Irish fishermen are out hunting dinosaurs in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his seveteen eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his celluloid telephone system and calls 9999 AKA emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what? ...P.S. I'm a dog" (dogs can't normally talk or use a phone which is funny).
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