Twin Wanted

While on holiday in Australia, talking to my brother about the fun that can be had at eat all like restaurants, I came up with a brilliant idea on how I could eat all I wanted and cut the cost. We're all up for money saving right now.

The problem was, I couldn't pull this scam off on my own, so I put an advert on Gumtree, the ad read as follows...

Hi there,

I am looking for a twin, male, aged 29 who can pass as my twin. You must be well built, blue eyes, brown hair and around 5"6'.

My plan, we pay for one person in an eat all you can restaurant and as we look identical, we will then be able to switch without staff noticing... this mean we'll both be able to eat for the price of one person.

Looking to eat in the central London area, let me know if you are interested.

 

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genius idea!

are you looking for a danny devoto style twin, ie not a twin, or identical..?
i think this will work either way, but best go for the same gender...

Joker, your not going find someone identicle lol

I just had to say, that was one of the most hilarious things I've read in a long time!! (whether you intended it to be funny or not)...
Thanks for the belly laugh :)

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